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So I was thinking about stupid ass people that like to brag about things and i've come up with a list of dumb shit that does not make you cool to brag about.

-Bragging that you are drunk or "faded" or "buzzed" or "hungover" online is a waste of time. get a life, faggot.
-Bragging that you are doing drugs or did drugs in the past present or future. That's about the equivalent of bragging that you have aids. Purpose? None.
-Bragging about your "ride" or car as normal people say. This seems to be among the more common bullshit that people like to brag about. You're not cool because your car looks nice. You're not cool because you over paid to have a wing on the back of your car, or gold exhaust. You're definitely not cool because you have TVs in your head rests. You're actually really gay if you brag about any of this because you assume it makes up for your other flaws that may include but are not limited to: Small penis syndrome. Impotence. You're shitty in bed. You have terrible skin. Your personality sucks.
-Bragging about anything that may have happened to you at a party. i.e. getting some from some easy ass drunk girl in the first place does not make you cool.
-Bragging about your sex life does NOT make you cool. It makes you an attention whore.
-Bragging about anything you think is cool makes you a loser.
-Bragging about money that your mom gave you. This makes you a numbskull

The two biggest kinds of idiots are the ones that come online and brag about their drug habits and about being drunk online. Great going dipshit, you've just showed everyone how much of a homosexual you are by having nothing better to do than come online to brag about how you're wsated. Great life! Not only that, but you act like you're the only one on the planet who is drunk or has access to drugs. As if someone else couldn't be just as stupid and go out and do the same thing.

Then you have the fake people who think bragging about drugs makes them cool so they make up lies about being drunk. Then you got desperate-for-attention people out there that want to be drunk so bad, they purposely type like they have no sense, punching keys that are no where near the actual keys like someone who is drunk really would punch p when they meant to punch w. Get a job, assholes.

One time, when I was 14, right around christmas, some kid came up and was boasting about how his mom bought him a playstation and five games for christmas. I said "damn really?" and then I thought about my Nintendo 64 and my ONE game, Super Mario 64 and then looked at his playstation, then thought about my Nintendo 64 again, then I punched the kid right in the stomach, he fell to his knees and his playstation flipped out of his hand and landed on the floor, the CD door breaking off and his face lit up in dismay. I then said "hey, do you want to go play my nintendo 64?" he struggled to breathe and said "yes." Moral of the story? Bragging gets you punched in the stomach.

Then you got these douche bags who are so desperate for attention, they make up reasons why doing drugs is the only thing that can save them from a life of misery.

Ugh, no more cereal in the house. Time to do some coke.
Damnit, mom is at work and i'm bored. Time to shoot up with heroin.
UGH, they just showed a rerun of Friends. Let me take some X.

Stupid shit like that should get people spread out on the pavement and assfucked with a police stick. You can't deal with everyday life so you make up dumbass excuses to do drugs? Then come online to brag about it like that should earn you a gold medal. Way to go, captain dumbass, you earned the star of stupidity from freeza inc.