Remember when

Nothing ever had a "Double meaning".  Kissing was nasty

And boys had the lurgee

You were popular if you had a new toy

Not if you were a bitch

People liked you if you were nice, not cool

Wearing a skirt didnt make you a slut

There was no such thing as "gay"

Your friends would always be on your side and

Nothing would get between you

If you were friends with a boy it didn`t

Mean you `liked` him

The only thing you drank was fruit juice

Smoking was nasty

The only thing that could get broken were toys and bones

You were going to marry!

daddy and mummy was your hero

And goodbye only meant till tomorrow

Now look at your life.....

Its the total opposite of this

Now heres the funny part;

The only thing i remember was wanting to grow up